That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sorry about my life...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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