Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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