Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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