I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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