so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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