Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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