I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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