the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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