I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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