She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
