oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
