now i know why i became what i already was.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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