I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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