You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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