You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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