I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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