once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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