ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
