I think i sorta joined a cult last night
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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