these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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