So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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