I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
