It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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