We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They took my balls.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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