the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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