We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
