p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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