Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
