I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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