Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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