It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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