I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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