The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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