Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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