At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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