thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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