I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We are two peas in an std pod
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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