these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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