I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
God I need to hump something, right now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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