I could have mohawked her pubes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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