You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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