Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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