He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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