I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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