I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
COCAINE IS GR8
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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