You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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