They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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