just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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