I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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