I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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