It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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